…your camera bag outweighs the Thanksgiving turkey.
…your family eats every meal in the living room because your kitchen table has been turned into a table top studio.
…your neighbors often see you stalking birds in your back yard as if you were on an African safari.
…you have a permanent strap mark around your neck.
…your kids know not to blow out their birthday candles before your flash recycles.
…you get invited to events and the invitation is immediately followed by “since you’re going to be there any way do you think you could bring your camera?”.
…you step outside on a beautiful sunny day and your first thoughts are something like: 1/300 – f/11 – ISO 100 – Don’t forget the lens hood!!
…your dog thinks she’s a super model.
…and you just might be a photographer if the tornado sirens are going off and you think about taking the camera outside to get a picture instead of heading to the basement. (I said think about it, I didn’t actually do it. I’m not that crazy; yet.)
OK, put on your funny hat and use the comments to fill in the blank: You just might be a photographer if ___________.